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How To Date (and Keep) the Signs of the Zodiac

11/29/2015

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“A day without laughter is a day wasted” ~Charlie Chaplain
 
I always see these types of articles on BuzzFeed and other sites while trolling my Facebook page. So, I thought I would give it a try for fun, considering I am a professional!
HOW TO DATE (AND KEEP) THE SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC:
 
ARIES: Make them believe that they are in charge. Get excited about the stuff that they are excited about, and get mad about the stuff that they are mad about!
 
TAURUS: Regularly treat them to a 23-course meal, preferably with all natural, rich, and exotic ingredients. Bonus if served at home by you – naked.
 
GEMINI: Build a time machine so that you might be able to keep up with Gemini's scattered energy. This will ensure that the Twins won't get bored. In doing so, Gemini might be faithful.
 
CANCER: Love their crazy. Seriously. Love their crazy.
 
LEO: Treat us like you would a child. Give us plenty of love, attention, and kisses. When we act out, do not put up with our shit (ignoring works best IF we really like you, otherwise, we won't care).
 
VIRGO: It’s simple. Just be perfect…duh! And know that when Virgo criticizes you (and they will) it is usually from a place of love...I think.
 
LIBRA: Pretend like y’all are in a relationship. Just go with it – do not ask questions. After some time of Libra weighing its options (in the form of other people), he/she may decide to actually commit to you.
 
SCORPIO: Are you sure you want to date a Scorpio? If you are uncertain, then the answer is “no.” With a Scorpio, you are either in a hundred percent, or you are totally out.
 
SAGITTARIUS: Be up for anything. Do not be a “stick in the mud.” Let them have the last word – always. Give them a long leash. In doing so, Sagittarius might be faithful.
 
CAPRICORN: Do not be stupid. To quote Todd Chrisley, “Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever.” Show up on time. Be passionate about something. Make your Capricorn laugh once in a while too – they need that.
 
AQUARIUS: Be a friend, first. Aquarius needs to know that your friendship is solid before committing to you for good.
 
PISCES: Be open to doing recreational drugs with them once in a while, and get comfortable with not knowing how your Pisces thinks and operates. It will always be a mystery – that is what attracted you in the first place!
 

Check your horoscopes to see what’s in store this week ahead, and don’t forget to read for your Ascendant sign.
10 Comments
Rochelle
11/29/2015 08:37:24 pm

Reaching for my potato chips between giggles....
#DontBstupid 😆😆

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Tracey
11/30/2015 02:41:31 pm

You are so funny! LOL :-)

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Mille link
11/30/2015 02:23:00 pm

Would love to post this on Facebook. Do you have a link?

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Tracey
11/30/2015 02:41:13 pm

Hi Mille! I'm glad you enjoyed this enough to share :-) Here is the link - it's on my site: http://www.traceylrogers.com/empowerment-blog/how-to-date-and-keep-the-signs-of-the-zodiac

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Luann
11/30/2015 04:27:21 pm

As a Scorp woman, I appreciate and agree with your "how to date." My BF is a Leo with a Scorp moon... I have a Leo moon... We both have a Scorpio Mars. We recognized each other instantly, lol. Astrology has taught me so much, and I always love and learn from what you write Tracy.

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Luann
11/30/2015 04:30:36 pm

Tracey, not Tracy. So sorry doll.

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Karla
11/30/2015 06:54:57 pm

I love that you're a Leo. My BFF is also a Leo.
I somehow always end up with a Leo man, I'm a Sag female with a Leo moon. Loved your post!

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MaCa
11/30/2015 07:00:47 pm

I'm Cancer with Gemini tendencies and that is so me. ALL THAT is so me! How can I ever find someone to keep up?

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Olivia
11/30/2015 08:11:17 pm

I LOVE THIS!

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Natalie
12/1/2015 10:28:34 am

That Aquarius is spot on! Be MY friend first. I'm about loyalty all day er' day!

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